I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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