shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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