Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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