Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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