I think im going to throw up on grandma
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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