This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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