my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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