I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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