We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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