But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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