Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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