so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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