There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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