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I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls

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Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?

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(310): I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls (415): Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr? http://tfl.nu/tx8e

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I love my bros weed

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Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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(650): I love my bros weed (650): Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though http://tfl.nu/whw4

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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..

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god i miss watching you do this...

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(612): so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim.. (507): god i miss watching you do this... http://tfl.nu/jwsv

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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.

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(860): i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess. http://tfl.nu/ekn6

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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.

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(207): Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us. http://tfl.nu/mqg9

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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.

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(413): It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex. http://tfl.nu/wrcv

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how was it?

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he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"

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(310): how was it? (1-310): he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins" http://tfl.nu/8mel

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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

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(712): Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth http://tfl.nu/h1gj

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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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(843): Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life. http://tfl.nu/zg5q

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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him

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(215): I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him http://tfl.nu/j1cu

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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.

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(608): Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe. http://tfl.nu/0d36

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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.

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(215): Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro. http://tfl.nu/nta7

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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.

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(360): I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved. http://tfl.nu/qhmk

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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.

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(770): I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY. http://tfl.nu/v3bb

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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat

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You had me at first table

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(210): First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat (818): You had me at first table http://tfl.nu/zwwm

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