this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
babies were throwing up all over the place
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
being pregnant is like rehab
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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