when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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