I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
tell me about the fingering
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