My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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