Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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