Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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vagina is talking i cant
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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