Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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