I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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