As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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