Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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