How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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