I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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