Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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