I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Someone came in the potted fern
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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