gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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