I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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