i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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