vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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