i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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