brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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