Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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