ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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