Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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