wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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