Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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