Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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