why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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