Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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