Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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