I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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