i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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