I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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