it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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