So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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