He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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