Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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50% drunk capacity currently
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You did what with his pubic hair?
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